I have never written on a blog in my life, and I have no idea how this works. To be honest I don't really know why I'm doing it. I'll probably lose interest in a day or two and stop writing. But, I think one of my main reasons is because I don't want to become one of those goons that write so much on their Facebook status that you have to click the "read more" link at the bottom to get to the point. Assuming there is one. Its a status, not a newspaper article.
So with that in mind, I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with this. I just hope someone, somewhere can get at least one or two laughs out of it. Cause I certainly wont be offering any useful advice. I don't cook, decorate, make crafty things or have pictures of any darling children to share so, sorry. I'll probably offend a few people, and say a number of inappropriate things. But for the most part I think it will just be me, talking about things that I find ridiculous. Which I find pretty enjoyable. :)